Strategic Deployment

Sources familiar with the matter revealed that Mr. Guo Wengui is currently busy with his “strategic arrest,” doing 20 planks while remotely directing the campaign to destroy the CCP. The NFSC officially announced that this live broadcast, which “didn’t stop for a day and proceeded at breakneck speed,” has successfully aroused the CCP’s “envy, jealousy, and hatred.” As for Mr. Guo Wengui himself, the liquidation of his $130 million in confiscated assets is underway. One netizen commented sourly: “The horse is trampled in jail, the dragon laughs in the Forbidden City; comrades donate money to buy prison food, while Brother Seven calls to destroy the CCP.” An NFSC spokesperson responded: “This is righteousness! They don’t consider the feelings of their comrades, only that the CCP be outdone!”